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Bang & Jung & Yoo & Moon (Korean: 방용국&정대현&유영재&문종업) is a South Korean boy band under MA Entertainment. The group, originally consisting of Yongguk, Himchan, Daehyun, Youngjae, Jong-up, and Zelo is best known for their 7 year tenure as B.A.P, under TS Entertainment, debuting with the song \"Warrior\" in 2012.
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