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Mamurogawa is a town located in Yamagata Prefecture, Japan. As of 31 March 2023, the town has an estimated population of 6,792 in 2560 households, and a population density of 18 persons per km². The total area of the town is 374.22 square kilometres (144 sq mi).
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