{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.","punchline":"A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.","id":364}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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