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{"type":"standard","title":"Oklahoma State Highway 156","displaytitle":"Oklahoma State Highway 156","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2174457","titles":{"canonical":"Oklahoma_State_Highway_156","normalized":"Oklahoma State Highway 156","display":"Oklahoma State Highway 156"},"pageid":3642682,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156.svg/330px-Oklahoma_State_Highway_156.svg.png","width":320,"height":257},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156.svg/480px-Oklahoma_State_Highway_156.svg.png","width":480,"height":385},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287574531","tid":"d64c7765-2318-11f0-834b-f4c507891e87","timestamp":"2025-04-27T03:36:43Z","description":"State highway in Oklahoma, United States","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oklahoma_State_Highway_156"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_State_Highway_156?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oklahoma_State_Highway_156"}},"extract":"State Highway 156, abbreviated SH-156, is a highway maintained by the U.S. state of Oklahoma. Spanning 16.91 miles (27.21 km) through the north-central part of the state, it connects the town of Marland, Oklahoma to US-60/US-77/US-177 in the north to US-77 in the west. It is the former alignment of US-77.","extract_html":"
State Highway 156, abbreviated SH-156, is a highway maintained by the U.S. state of Oklahoma. Spanning 16.91 miles (27.21 km) through the north-central part of the state, it connects the town of Marland, Oklahoma to US-60/US-77/US-177 in the north to US-77 in the west. It is the former alignment of US-77.
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