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Edmund Janes James was an American academic, president of the University of Illinois from 1904 to 1920, and the primary founder, first president and first editor for the American Academy of Political and Social Science. He also served as the 7th president of Northwestern University from 1902 to 1904.
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James Desmond O'Grady was an Irish Gaelic footballer who played as a left wing-back at senior level for the Cork county team.
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